Diamond Jubiliee- I spent more time taking pictures of people trying to see the Queen than seeing the Queen..

It’s a bit late since the Diamond Jubilee was like a week ago…but I thought I’d share my Diamond Jubilee experience!

It was hilarious!

After looking for (and not finding) a good spot to view the flotilla, we realised we stand little chance of seeing the Queen on a boat..

But it was still fun taking pictures of people desperately trying to get a glimpse of Her Majesty (on a boat)!

Here are 5 creative ways to view the Diamond Jubilee flotilla.. Continue reading



At 5.30, I finished work and started making my way down the office stairs, joyfully nibbling away on a banana I didn’t get a chance to eat during the day.

As I went passed the toilets my bladder decided I needed the toilet and I thought “can’t take a peeled banana into my cubicle, that would be unhygienic” …

So I thought I’d put the banana on the sink basin in the other cubicle (where it would be safe from any sort of piss cloud contamination) and thought I’d pick it up and resume eating it when I’m done weeing… Continue reading

Why is the Ice cream man always so sad looking?

Today is the second time the ice cream man visited our street and despite not having thought about ice-cream for a good week or two since he last cam came, I suddenly really felt like a 99p Flake. So then followed a mad rush (which I’m sure I’m not the only one to have experienced) to get my clothes on (I was in bed, Sunday afternoon), to find change and to get to the van before it leaves. I didn’t even put shoes on because I was so damn scared that the ice cream man would leave. I kept imagining a picture where I’m standing in the middle of the road as the ice-cream van pulled away and I had to shamefully return to the house with no ice cream… Continue reading